Forge

[servant]

"Hello? I don't have to polish this thing, do I?"

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[king]

[ That's better than he expected. ]

And you're eating all right?

[ Because he remembers what it was like coming back from death to find Merlin thin and unwashed and reeking of cheap drink. ]

done! and yeah, it's a lot better on my eyes. esp. since the font size is normal now.

[servant]

At least once a day.

[Which for Merlin might as well be not eating.]

Gwen and I meet around midday. She makes sure I eat something and I make sure she takes a break from her forge work.

[He tries to be stronger now. Some days he succeeds better than others.]

That's more than your turn. Truth or dare?

yay!!.

[king]

[ The thought of Merlin and Gwen comforting each other gives Arthur confusing feelings. He's glad they have each other, but wishes he could be there for them. ]

Dare.

[ It's an absent answer, and his default one, though after a moment he realizes it's quite limiting, under the circumstances. ]

[servant]

I dare you to call Byakuya and ask about your conjugal visits.

[What? So maybe he's been reading some law books too, just in case.]

[king]

[ There's something about Merlin's tone... ]

I'm fairly sure you can visit any time you like.

[ That sound? Is the sound of the joke going over his head. Apparently Arthur hasn't read quite as many law books. ]

[servant]

But those aren't visits of the private sort

[king]

Private, as in... private.

[ Oh. ]

Hang on, you want me to call and ask Kuchiki about our personal life?

[ Worst dare. ]

[servant]

Right now we're not having any sort of life, but if conjugal visits are allowed, I reckon we can have that remedied by nightfall.

[It sounds like Merlin's trying to hold back a laugh.]

[That doesn't mean he isn't serious.]

So?

[king]

Nightfall.

[ That's longer for him than it is for Merlin, but he doesn't point that out. ]

I didn't realize you missed me that much, Merlin.

[ He's flushed at the thought of having to ask Byakuya, though. Possibly even explain the terminology. ]

What if he refuses?

[servant]

Of course I miss you, you prat.

[Merlin rolls his eyes, unsure if Arthur's really that oblivious or just wants Merlin to say it. It isn't just the conjugal stuff that he misses, of course. But he likes the conjugal stuff. Thinks he's gotten pretty good at it, if he does say so himself.]

Well, if he refuses, you remind him that you still have rights. You haven't been convicted of anything yet. And you mention rehabilitation. In the event that you're acquitted or even serve a short sentence, it's good to know that you can still carry on your normal relations in the outside world.

Plus it encourages good behaviour.

[Merlin's starting to think he should be the one to make the call...]

[king]

I'm not saying any of that. I think I'll just say you can't go without having me for two weeks.

[ The smirk is evident in his voice, even though Merlin's the one throwing around a lot of big words and knowledge. Who said "normal relations", anyway? ]

Now. Truth or Dare?

[servant]

I really don't think that'll help you any. He's never liked me very much.

Dare.

[king]

He lets you partner his sister, I'd say he likes you plenty.

[ Arthur shifts, tries to think up something for Merlin to do — his mind is now stuck firmly in the gutter. When he can't, he gets impatient. ]

This is a ridiculous game to play when I can't actually see you.

[servant]

Tolerate might be a better word. And come on, what would you dare me to do if you could see me?

[king]

Strip off, obviously.

[ He sounds impatient, but it's with the situation and the separation, not Merlin. ]

[servant]

Oh.

[There's a smile in Merlin's voice, sympathetic.]

That's not even a very good dare.

[king]

I'm well aware, Merlin.

[ He sighs, discontent. Normally he'd jump at the chance to humiliate Merlin a little, but right now he just wants him present and close. ]

All right. You have to ask Morgana if you can borrow one of her dresses, and if she'll help you find one that fits. And you can't tell her it's a dare.

[servant]

...You can't be serious.

[king]

Well, my last dare wasn't very good.

[servant]

Arthur, do you know Morgana will do if I ask her to help me find a dress?

She will help me find a dress. And probably make me go shopping with her for matching jewelry and things!

[king]

Should have just taken your clothes off, Merlin.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll look lovely.

[servant]

I'm not poking holes in my ears. And I'm not wearing anything too short or low-cut. Or shaving my legs again.

[king]

I rather liked it when you did, though. They were all soft.

[servant]

No. Forget it. Absolutely not.

[...]

Maybe we should think of another game before I end up in braids.

[king]

I'll let you off the dress-wearing hook if I'm allowed to refrain from humiliating myself before a commanding officer.